Thursday, December 31, 2015

when you steel your father money and he ask you to prayer with him


My sex story when i went for my nysc part 6

I lie down, she climb ontop me dey kiss me.
Small time she carry the cream pour 4 my di-
ck kon dey lick am. I wan mad! I just lie
down dey look ceiling like Ibo man wey him
container fall inside sea. Oboy, this woman
begin dey suck my prick from up to down.
Sometimes, she go swallow my entire prick
then bring am out again. Today na fire.
Small time I tell her to lie down sideways
then I wear cond’om come put my prick for
her fat to’to come begin they hammer her.
As I dey hammer her, I dey use my finger
they rub her anu’s.
She close eye. Small time she use hand
cover her face dey moan small small. After
some minutes, I change am. I put my prick
for her anu’s slowly begin they hammer am
then use my finger they rub her cl’it. She
moan “oh God” David” I respond “yes ma”
she continue dey moan “oh God, oh god, I
can feel u”
after like 15 minutes time, she say “okay,
stop stop”.
She Don Pour cuz my finger wet with fluid
and she com weak. I no stop, I just dey
Bleep am slowly. heat don soak bedsheet
finish. As she notice say I wan release she
rush slide out, comot the cond’om from my
prick put the prick inside her mouth kon
suck my fluid come say make I kiss am with
the fluid. I say “no ma, I’m allergic to that”.
She smile, swallow am. She come tell me
say make I help am arrange the room, she
begin dey dress bed, omoh as she bend her
bare nyash they shake. My pri’ck start to
rise again. She look am. She come rub my
chest say “corper, next time. My daughter
didn’t go too far”.
I hurry wear my cloth. She ask whether I
hold transport fare , I say “yes ma” she give
me 2k say my buy banana and yoghurt to
replace my sper’m.
“I won’t be happy if say this to anyone”
“no ma, I’m not a kid na”
she look me smile. Peck me for lips.
I thank her begin they go.
As I dey comot I notice her husband e-class
Benz wey pack for her compound. My mind
tell me say “you see your life? No be person
like you get that car?”… abegi, make I go
house go sleep jor, na my year of straff be
this… money go come at the right time.
WATCH OUT FOR PART 7 TOMORROW

My sex story when i went for nysc part 5

“As she enter inside to go baff, I just they
wonder whether na thesame Mrs Ann wey
strict and everybody for school dey fear naim I
dey arrange like this? Na wa oh. I dey watch
TV dey wait.
Around 10 minutes, she come out with towel.
her boo”BS they shoot out.
oh lord, I don’t wanna die early…. life sweet
die.
“David, follow me”
As I dey follow am for back, her nyash just
dey shake without control for the towel. We go
one room. Nice bed, TV, but no clothes.
“Ma, where are all your clothes?”
She come laff.
“This is not my bedroom. Or you want to
replace my husband?”
“No ma!” I dey mad?
She put on TV, then I sidon for bed, she sit
near me con carry one of her legs put ontop
my leg. We dey look TV but I no dey see
anything (my sense Don comot kpata-kpata).
I begin they rub her leg down to her thighs.
Omoh, I dey see her fat to’to through the
towel. My prick Don stand and she know. I
con rub her leg pass her thigh con do V
shape with my two middle fingers take rub
around her cli’t. She look me, shift come
closer come give me 30 seconds kiss.
This woman mouth sweet oh!. As I continue
to rub around her cli’t I notice say her
breathing dey increase and she wet. My fear
na say make this woman no go die of high
BP oh. I Neva even use tongue and she dey
breath like this.
She come say:
“go to the fridge and get me that strawberry
cream”
I waka go kitchen go bring am come. Chai!
This woman Don Unclad for bed. See Big
brea-sts and thick pus’sy.
“You know what to do with it right?”
“Yes ma”
Are you a learner?. No na, I be master.
I come climb dey pour the cream from her
chest, down to her belle and to her to her
puss’y area. I come start to dey lick am.
She close her eyes. I pour am for her puss-y
begin they lick am then she use her fat leg
take hold my head tight in between her pu-
ssy.
She dey breath fast, they raise her body up
and down but she never moan. She dey
mad? Why she no wan moan. Ok I con put
two fingers begin dey finger her, then dey
suck, tickle, and lick her cli-t as I dey pour
the cream on top. She con moan like person
wey won endure pain “uuuummmmm” and
she con squeeze my head tighter with her
fat laps they moan more. I do this thing
reach 7minutes. Omoh, e dey hard to breath
due to her tight grip.
If this woman suffocate me to death as I
dey do this thing, na wetin I go explain to
God? And wetin dem go write for my
obituary poster as the cause of death? No
no no. I squeeze my head come out.
“Are you tired yet”
“No ma”
I con face her breas’ts. I squeeze am, rub
am. She dey look me dey smile, I smile back.
Then i con dey squeeze her nipp’le then dey
suck the other. Sometimes, I go pour the
strawberry on top con lick am. I dey suck
her well, slow, dey flick her nippl’e as I dey
suck.
As I dey do am, she dey stroke my di-ck with
on hand, they rub my head with the other
one. I dey switch brea’sts and nipp’le. After
like 7minutes I stop. I con roll her to turn
face bed. I carry the strawberry cream pour
for all over her back begin dey lick am. Na
now I come see this girl nyash well. Omoh
this woman gather nyash.
I rub am well well, then open the center pour
the cream begin they lick am. I reach her
anu’s (yes! Am a freak like that). I use the
tip of my tongue they do circular movement
for her anus then she moan “ohh my God,
ohhhh my god”. I still dey lick am come
begin finger her puss’y. she Don wet die.
Omoh, the moaning increase. I con they fear
say make neighbors no run inside the house
thinking say na kidnappers oh. I realize say
side position na the best for me cuz her
nyash too big. So I carry con’dom begin
open am to put for my standing screw
driver. She say:
“wait, lie down and give me that strawberry
cream” watch out for part 6

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

My sex story when i went for my nysc part 4

“I obey like small pikin, closed my eyes dey
wait (hope say this girl no wan use knife cut
off my tin oh, cuz naija girls can be funny at
times). omoh, next thing I felt was a soft kiss
on forehead down to my lips, neck, chest ,
stomach (I dey pray make she no stop) then
she pulled out my di-ck and stroked it then
started sucking it ike a vacuum cleaner…
slowly.
very good bad girl. haha. she would suck it
dry, spit on it and suck it dry, then
occasionally licked the tip of my di-ck with her
wet tongue (omoh, I dey jerk every time she
do am… i bin try to control myself but no
way).
then I excused myself and entered the
bathroom (I no wan release yet abeg)… I
drank the remaining mixture of alomo & stout I
hid there. after that, I took one mint to freshen
my breath. I went back in and met Ella stack
Unclad on bed, s*xy** as ever. I started
caressing her thighs, telling her how s*xy**
she was and how lucky I was to have her. she
loved the things I was saying, I could see it in
her stare.
Then I started kissing her inner thighs up to
her pus’sy region but I didn’t kiss her there
yet. I focused on her thighs for a while then
slowly went up and flicked her cli-t with the
tip of my lips… I started licking her cli-t
slowly, sucking it, spelling letters with my
tongue on it. occasionally I would deep my
tongue into it and slowly flick it out (rubbing
my tongue on the cli-t as it comes out).
all the while I could tell that she in heaven
cuz she moaning like ‘awwww’ ‘uhmmmm’ n
sometimes sobbing (like person wey won
cry) positioning my head in a “don’t stop”
manner. I then placed one of my hands on
her bo’obs, smooching it and gently
squeezing her nipp’le. I focused my tongue
on the her cli’t… sucking and flickering it
while I dipped my other hand’s middle finger
in her pu-ssy.
I started fingerings her, I was making the
‘come here’ sign with my finger (palm facing
up) this was magic, I could feel me rubbing
the center of gravity. occasionally, I kept
making circular movements with my finger. I
did all these task at the same damn time!.
omoh, e come be like fight oh… Ella kept
moaning, jerking, moving up and down the
bed, as she dey move I dey follow am go any
angle. lol.
around 5minutes I stopped cuz I knew she
was gonna Pour any moment, that would
weaken her and make the straffing dull. I
pulled out a condo’m and wore it on my
erect Joystick. she lay flat on her stomach, I
placed a pillow under her lower stomach (so
that the coochie go position well from
behind). I flicked my di-ck around her Kitty-
Cat for a while then said “please start na”
then I slowly slided my di:Ck into her wet
puss’y.
it was tight and warm. slowly, I was banging
her, then I started increasing my pace. Ella
was moaning and saying “I must marry you”
see this girl sha, you Don dey mad abi? lol. I
continued for about 7minutes then I grabbed
her waist up (canine style). I banged for like
10minutes then switched to scissors style.
I kept banging and switching positions till I
ejaculated at the 31st minute (yes, I dey
calculate my rounds) doing missionary style
(with a pillow under her waist). she still held
my waist and said “continue please” I said
“I’m tired” she said “use your finger like u do
please”.
I started to finger her dripping wet puss-y
and sucking her Tip till she released some
shiny fluid. then she lay motionless and
tired. I looked her in the eyes, smiled at me
and she said “thank you”. of course! thank
me!!.
we slept Unclad, woke up later, relaxed and
chatted till around 6:30 pm. then I told her
to start going so her parents wouldn’t look
for her. it was getting dark already. she
looked at me and “does it look like I’m going
home today?”
omoh, na so we do vigil till Sunday morning
oh. later, this sexcapade nearly ruined me.
*fast forward to a few weeks later*
one early Wednesday morning, I was sitting
in office trying to compose a lesson note on
a topic I was supposed to teach that
morning. the students were on assembly
ground while the vice principal (VP) was
going round on staff rooms & class
inspection. her name was Mrs ann (not real
name). she was a fair, big a$$ woman
probably somewhere around 45-50 years old
(age is nothing but a number right?). she
walked into my office and I greeted her:
“good morning ma”
“good morning Corper, you came early
today”
“ma, I needed to do an important task”
“ok. you are Ibo abi”
“yes ma”
bla bla bla *chat continued*
“Corper, I like your shirt. will you buy one for
me?”
(nothing special about the shirt jor)
“yes. I will”
she kon laugh me say I dey lie. Corper wey
dey manage. why this woman they fall my
hands na?.
then she said:
“this thing they call Facebook, can I use it
on my phone. (yes, her phone was a nice
android.)
“yes ma”
“ok, come to my office whenever u are free
so that you will teach me”
“alright madam”
11:30am, the bell rang. break time. I stood
up and headed for the VP’s office ……
WATCH OUT FOR PART 5 TOMORROW

My sex story When i went for my nysc part 3

“Before I left for the VP’s office, I told Mrs
venny that I was going to see the VP. I and Mrs.
venny shared everything, we were really good
friends but I didn’t hint her that the VP might
want
to flirt with me (I dey mad!?) cuz she would
advice
me against it. Mrs venny was like a combination
of
holy Mary’s heart and Mona Lisa’s body. I had
great love for this woman and she cared about
me
too.
Till this day, I still haven’t seen a woman that
matches her uniqueness. even on some of my
duty-free days, I would go to school just to see
Mrs venny: talk with her, stare at her brown
eyes,
watch her smile n make her laugh. Damn!!! Mrs
venny was probably the best part of my service
year.
*Back to the VP*
I knocked at the VP’s door. She asked me to
come
in. I came in. She shut the door behind me.
“Corper what will you take?”
“Nothing ma”
“No, you must take maltina, or do you take beer?”
“No I don’t take beer” (Big lie, me wey drink beer
like fish)
“Quiet people like you are very bad”
Then we laughed (I laff fake laff jor). My mind
they
wonder wetin this woman won do. As I dey sip
my
malt, she gave me her phone to open Facebook
for her. As I dey process the registration, she
come sit on the table facing me. Omoh, this
woman get big nyash and bo’obs, I even dey
wonder how her a*sets still dey intact inspite of
her age.
As she sidon, she open her legs they look as i
dey
type for her phone… and could inside her thighs.
Omoh, my mind begin dey beat. Wetin dey
happen?. After some time, she stand up come
my
back come carry her big bre’asts put for my
neck,
place her hands around my chest. Omoh, my
heart
dey beat, confusion full my head… u sure say
principal no send this woman to set me up? Then
She asked br /> “How far have you gone”
“Almost through ma, remaining to upload your
profile picture”
Omoh, as I come enter her picture gallery to
select
photo, my head scatter!! This woman get nak’ed
pictures wey she dey sample her to’to, big nyash
and big brea’sts. Jizos christ of onitsha!! I Don
jam
today.
She looked as I was going through them, smiled
from behind and said br /> “Do you like my
pictures?”
Omoh, my voice seize I no fit talk.
She con say “youth of nowadays, all you know is
s*x” I said “s*x is sweet ma” honestly, I couldn’t
believe what I just said.
She laughed “see your mouth, bad boy”.
Next thing she said “I Love Intimacy but…”
She stopped there (she sighted my kicking di-
ck!).
I Don fall hand?. abegi which person prick no go
stand when e see kain woman nyash?
“Can u satisfy me?”
I smile like pope john Paul.
“Of course ma”
She stood, removed her shirt, hung it. I could see
her breas’ts through her white bra. Then asked
me to squeeze her brea’sts. She lay on her
office
table. I removed one, kissed around it, licked
around the nipp’le and started to suck it like a
new
born baby, meanwhile my other hand was deep
down in her skirt, caressing her puss’y with her
pants still on. Omoh, her to’to lips fat wella. my
prick wan bust!
She relaxed, closed her eyes and said
“where did you learn to do this”.
I removed my mouth from her brea’sts for a
minute
and said
“it’s my talent ma. It’s the only talent God gave
me”.
She laugh sotay she nearly fall from table. Then
we heard a knock on the door.
We heard a female voice say “madam, please I
want to collect 4 packets of chalk”
I Don die! No where to hide in here!!. And there
was another problem, it was past break time and
I
missed a cla*s I was supposed to teach (omoh,
big brea’sts dey make time fly oh). The principal
was looking everywhere for me…..
Mrs Ann jumped down from the table, hurriedly
wore her shirt and adjusted her skirt. I arranged
the sits and acted like I was typing something on
her dell laptop.
The teacher came in collected the packets of
chalk and walked out. We greeted. I couldn’t tell
if
there was any form of suspicion from the
teacher… I hoped none.
After the teacher left, the VP made a joke about
me spoiling her and asked me to go back to my
office. I went to the principal’s office first to
give a
fake excuse about why I missed my cla*s.
Lucky me, she was always easy on me, calls me
a quiet and responsible young man (big
mistake!).
I had Ella’s cla*s later that day but she acted
super normal, not even an eye contact. Omoh, u
gaz dey fear naija girls I swear.
When school was over, I took a keke napep going
to town and incidentally met the VP.
“Corper, where are going to?” “Ma, I’m going to
buy a few things I need”
“Things like what?”
“Numerous things ma”
I come laff (Fake laff as usual)
“Are you sure you are not going to see one of
your
girlfriends?” “No, I don’t have time for girls”
If I hear say I no love girls … girls are the next
best thing after money.
She asked about where I live and told me that
she’d love to visit me sometime.

My sex story When i went for my nysc part 2

Omoh, as I enter d class, d girls come dey
shout like say dem see jay-z. I come shout 4
dem say make them shut up! Dem dey mad?.
Everybody come quiet and all eyes come dey
on me, I come forget wetin I plan to talk sef.
Anyhow sha, I introduced myself and my
subject. These girls were glad to have me…
and I was glad to be here with them as the
only male copper in the school. I be like
tuface to them. As I dey teach, I discover
say most of them na confirm olodo. Them
no sabi anything but i later discover say
them intelligent 4 bed and them bad to the
bone. Some minutes into the lesson, I asked
the class a question but no one answered.
Then, a girl stood up and gave me the
answer. Her name was Ella. Ella had an
average face and Bottom but she had big
bosoms. I come notice say these girls dey
lift their skirts for me to see their pants.
Chai! See fresh temptation. Omoh, my prick
come dey rise small small so I come go
Siddon 4 one sit to cover-up. All the while, I
noticed that some of these girls had their
eyes on me. I be fine boy small na.
Particularly, a pair of eyes caught my
attention. Guess who? Omoh, Ella dey look
me!! As She dey look me 4 eye, I dey look
her huge bosom-s…. Fantasizing about
sucking them. After the class, I asked them
if they had any questions. They said yes and
started asking questions like “do you have a
girlfriend?” “Can you speak Ibo?”. Haha! Una
Don enter one chance this year. I just waved
them off, smiled and went back to my
office…. still fantasizing about Ella. I walked
into my office, greeted Mrs venny and sat
down and rested my head on my table to
relax (oh, how I love to see this lady). Some
minutes later, I heard a female voice say “sir,
please can I borrow your text book? ”
I looked up and saw two pair of huge bosom-
s pointing at me. You guessed right ….. it
was Ella….
I handed over the text book to Ella. She took
it to class and promised to return it. I no
know whether she really need that book, abi
she just won use style give me green light?.
I just respected myself and kept acting
normal around her. days past, I no see more
green lights again oh! Abi Ella no like me
again? God abeg oh. Two weeks later was
Valentine’s day and behold I had so many
gifts that I couldn’t remember some girls
who gave me gifts. One girl walked into my
office with a love shaped gift with an
inscription that said I LOVE YOU and said
“sir, this is a val gift from Ella”. I sent for
her, we chatted then I asked for her number.
After school, she came to say bye and I
promised to call her at night.
At night, I dialled her number:
“Hi, it’s David”
“Hi”
“How are you doing?”
“I’m fine, and you”
“Fine. I like you”
*silence*
“Can I see you tomorrow?”
“I don’t know oh. I don’t visit strangers”
Omoh, d girl say I resemble player, I come
convince Ella say I like her die, say I no be
bad Guy. But I didn’t beg her…. I can’t beg a
girl for anything. Attraction is the key … if a
girl is attracted to you, you no need all those
“ten ways to get a girl” lecture. rubbish!. I
come tell her say if she no fit come
tomorrow, I no go ever invite her again. I cut
call. 30 seconds Later, she call me back and
asked me when I want her to come … I just
tell am 11a.m. girls love guys that make the
rules. Trust me, I know.
hurray!!!! Ella and her huge bosoms are
coming to my house.
Next day was Saturday, the d-day. I arranged
my room, sprayed my body spray in the room
(I no get air freshner… who needs air
Freshner when jona is president? Lol.) I took
my bath, put on clean boxers and a black
polo then borrowed some naija films (naija
chicks like naija film die). Of course, I had
condoms under my mattress. 10:30am, Ella
called and asked for the direction to my
crib. I gave all the details of the house and
even told her how old the house was. Lol.
She con laff like fried fish head (ishi-azu). I
con begin dey play cool R&B songs….
meanwhile I Don already drink alomo mixed
with big stout. Today na die!. I just lay 4 bed
dey expect Ella. Next thing I heard a knock
on the door. Thank God! I do sign of the
cross. As I open door I saw one small boy
wey be my neighbor pikin. “U dey mad?!” I
ask am with vex. “Comon go play 4 gutter” I
hiss, bang my door still they wait 4 Ella. 5
minutes later, I hear another knock again.
God abeg I no won die of high BP oh, this
person got to be Ella abeg. I opened the
door and saw Ella, s*xy** as hell. Jizos
christ of onitsha!! see bo’obs! If to say
trumpet blow that moment, I for no gree go
heaven immediately oh, I go wait till I straff
finish. lol. This girl na heaven on her own,
my prick Don dey salute since. She gave me
a smile and I said “come in please”….
WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 TOMORROW…

My sex story When i went for my nysc part 1


This is a true life story by a NYSC
member… Read below: “I was posted to
an eastern state. Those three weeks I
spent at NYSC camp were the worst three
weeks of my life. After camping, I got
my PPA posting and guess what, I was
sent to a government girls secondary
school to do my service!!! I was beyond
excited despite the location of the
school. Dammie, d school dey 4 village but I no
care, I was just happy to be a
king among women (girls sha). Next, I
and three other coppers went to the
school to sign our acceptance letter.
Dammie, the principal come say she no
want any coppers oh, say coppers dey corrupt
her girls too much. Small tin I
for cry oh, why this woman won come
turn my wine to water na? Which kain
devil be dis na?. We beg tire but d
woman say we dey waste time say her
decision na final. I then told the woman that I
got a vision that God
wants me to serve in that school. She
look me laff come say among all of us,
na me she fear pass cuz her girls go
pursue me. Wow!!!… I Don hang. But,
“u look very gentle n responsible” was her next
comment. I then gave her an
innocent smile to cement her first
mistake (she wouldn’t believe I could
f**k the assistant principal). After a
little brain-washing by me (trust me na),
she accepted us and asked us to resume duty
next week Monday…… I arrived
the school on Monday morning feeling
fly and ready for whatever. I was
offered a table in the science lab which
would serve as my office but I refused
it cuz it was located at the junior section of
the school. Nawa oh, wetin I
dey do for Junior section when bad
girls full senior section. Abeg I wan
deal with mature girls jor. Lucky me, I
got transferred to the senior section to
teach ss1 and offered a table at an office close
to ss3 class. Baba God, u
too much!!. I walked into the office
meant for three staff and met a female
teacher who was busy and didn’t notice
when I walked in. “Good morning
madam” I said. Then she looked up at me and
replied “Copper, Good morning.
You’re welcome” Literally, my heart
melted. I lost all my senses…. cuz
sitting before me was the most beautiful
woman I’ve ever seen. This woman eyes
na die! Ebony skin, no make-up… even girls
used to stare at her. Her name was
Mrs venny. Also, I got to discover that
she also had the most beautiful heart in
the world. She was married and
approximately ten years older than me
but I still wished her husband would divorce
her or drop dead … so that I
could marry her. We chatted about a few
things and became friends. Twenty
minutes later, the bell went off and it
was time for my first class. dammie, my
heart dey beat like Don jazzy song, I need to
compose myself well… no
jonzing!. I grabbed my materials and
headed to teach a class full of girls
……” WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 2

Rat diary episode 3

#Rat Diary
Episode 3
As the cat confronted us,The two bodyguards stood forward to face the cat. The cat's name was JAgaban, he was the well known terrorist in the whole gutter road of IJeBU. All the rats in the IJEBu dare not pass the gutter without giving  jagaban his tax. Rats couldn't pass the main road because of the motorcycle and cars and the thundering footsteps of humans. Jagaban had various rats slave, he enslaves  all rats that wanders about without paying his tax. The two bodyguards had faced jagaban to tell him that they were from Ratclan. "Did you pay your tax before passing this gutter today? " jagaban asked "of course, our leader rattus has sacrificed two of the rats in ratclan as tax for free passage in the gutter today" one of the Linda bodyguards replied. Jagaban refused to acknowledge the tax paid, he said that the tax first paid is for Going that they've failed to pay Coming Tax. While the jagaban and the two guards were discussing about the tax payment, i was so worried about the furious jagaban, i feared that he'll eat us all. Jagaban was getting angrier as we failed to pay up his tax. He was about to enslave us as i immediately sacrificed my self as a tax for the freedom of Linda and the two guards. Linda was worried about me, she couldn't do anything but appreciated my favour as she left me and the crazy cat.
*Jagaban was a wicked cat, in his hole he had about 200 rats enslaved. Jagaban took one rats as meal daily. Some rats procreate in his hole and their children get eaten by Jagaban.

The Enemity between cat and rat is an unending.More Generations to come, rats would always be an enemy of cats.  We Rats are stronger  than Cats but not it in the way you're thinking. Physically, cats might boast about strength but rats are smarter and clever than the cats. (That's why Jerry defeats Tom).

Jagaban the cat was terrorising rats bkos of his physical advantage over the rats in IJebu, but the rats are still going to be the champion at the end. To me, I'll say the rats are heros and cats are villians, and the heroes are always one step ahead the villians.
I was in among hundreds of rat that had been enslaved by jagaban , and am now a slave of jagaban the wicked cat. I hated the situation i got myself into, in borno, i had never had an unpleasant experience. I sacrificed by self bkos of a beautiful rat lady i met for a day. A rat lady that will never accept my love if i proposed to her bkos she's already married. I was wondering maybe linda was thinking of the sacrifice i made for their passage. I tot she may also that linda might had forgotten about me and she's already having fun with her husband.
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As for linda back at the rat clan, she was so worried about how i gave myself up. Linda disturbed her husband, rattus to organize on how to save me in the cats hole. 'i can't go to the Cat for an ordinary rat that you  met for a day' rattus said 'let's just leave him to die' rattus added. 'how can u talk like that, the rat saved my life, must you be this shallow... At least that rat is a rat like you'linda argued. 'dont you dare compare Another lowlife rat with me!' rattus got furious. Rattus was wondering how Linda could be so hard on saving a stranger rat,  a rat that was not part of the rat clan. "You are a coward Rattus, why would you talk like this.. I used to think you are a good hearted rat, but i jst discovered that you're an heartless rat... You're a disgrace to ratkind... If u won't save berry, i will... "linda replied angrily. Rattus was so annoyed, he gave linda a merciless beating and ordered the guards of rat clan to lock linda up in a hole and cover the with a bunch of papers.

Comin soon... Episode 4

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Rat diary episode 2

The Rat Diary
*Episode 2
RatClan was a peaceful
environment for all the rats living there. Rattus was the bravest ,so he was crowned the Leader of the Village . Rattus has a story that he had killed a Cat b4,No one no know maybe its real but rattus had many followers that hails him and spread the legend news of Rattus.
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When i first got to Ijebu i knew about RatClan through Linda, the most beautiful female in RatClan. I was in a gutter sniffing for something to eat in the dry land of IJEBU when i met linda.Linda was also looking for one of her Children when we met in the Gutter. Linda was a mother of 19kids and she was married to Rattus. I was busy sniffing my nose to the floor and i just jammed Linda,as i looked up i saw the most beautiful rat I've ever met,she was escorted by two other rats as bodyguards(as the leader's wife she was respected ).  'You are from which house? 'linda asked. I told her i just arrived into the city. She said to me that am welcome to Ijebu. I didn't even know that i was in ijebu, i had been walking in gutters without destination since when i survived the bombing in borno. Linda told me she was on a mission to find her troublesome kid that had escaped from the House. I took pity on her and considered how worried she would be as she was looking for her kid, so i volunteered to help the search party and of course i needed to see more of a beautiful female rat's face.
We toiled up and down but we didn't  find linda's Kid at the end of the day. I didn't like the look on Linda's face that day we failed  to see i child. 'is the kid you're looking for the only child?' i was forced to ask this Ask this question when i saw how sad Linda's face. 'Mother superior  has 18 kids' one of Linda's bodyguard replied. I never knew i was walking with a wife of a leader in rat pack, i wondered how humble Linda placed herself,  had it not been the bodyguard that had called her mother superior, i couldn't figure out her position, she had humbly chatted and played with me all along the time we were searching for her kid. I so much respected linda character, while we were searching with the two bodyguards i never knew they were Linda's bodyguard. Linda's mother's love was commendable also, i wondered  how could a mother of 19kids cry for the loss of a single one. Linda remembered me of my mother,my mom was the best thing that happened to me. Before she died, my mom would always feed me with cakes(we rats so much love cakes). I remembered once when my mom went to smuggle some cakes, she almost got killed bcos of getting cake for me.
*It was getting late and linda couldn't find her kid, The bodyguards advised linda to get back to ratclan b4 their leadet, rattus get worried. I was about to part ways with Linda when she invited me to come stay with the rat pack in the ratclan.i wanted to reject the offer but it was like a charm on me bkos i couldn't turned down the offer of beautiful linda.
*We were about getting to the ratclan when we met an angry cat in the gutter road.

*"watch it, how dare you try to pass in my gutter road",it was an angry cat threatening us on our way to the rat clan. I was so scared at the moment i heard a Cat's voice.

*Episode2 Ends.. Stay Excited for episode 3

Rat diary episode 1

#The Rats Diary
Episode01

My name is Berry the rat. Are you wondering  how rats might have a life. Of coz rats do live their lifes just like humans.Trust me, this story is based on true life story.
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Rats can be a despised  and rejected  by humans  but rats are still  the best kind of living  things  that can happen to the Earth. I personally  see myself as a very special rat.
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Rats live in packs in each human house and we try to clear  up some unfinished  foods of your  house,and of course maybe you are too careless  to open ur food and you fail to keep them away from our reach, we try to help u eat the part we can eat and leave  the rest. One thing commendable about us is that we'll  never eat up ur food items, we just try and eat a bit and leave the rest. But its funny  as human throw away food items that we might have given some bite. I need to clear it to u guys that we don't  spread virus... I mean... We are not bats in the bush that share ebola virus. We rats are meant to be like pets,though there's a story behind rats not being kept as pets in Nigeria and I'll be revealing this story to u guys later in this story.
*Life as a rat in Nigeria is full of adventure...we travel from places to places to get a better place to feed. I'm sure no human being can travel within the country as we rats do. Name it... Kano, kaduna, jos, lagos, borno and many other states.
I was born in Borno. I loved my parents so dearly, they named me berry because i was born in a Fruit shop were berry was sold and also my mother delivered me while terrorising a berry fruit in the shop. I loved the name berry especially when i discovered that white people are also named berry.
Unfortunately for my parents they got burnt  by one of the massive bombing in borno state and i survived with some injuries.
After i survived that bombing and i traveled to Ijebu in ogun state. Ijebu is a very hard state for rats. Although, in the houses we stayed in ijebu there was no one trying to kill us but there was no leftover food for us to feed on, most people in ijebu are the most stingiest people u can ever leave with. They normally have their food kept far away from us. I met some pack of rats that we lived together in an old woman house. The house was a big one but the old woman is a loner. She lived alone, her children had left her all alone. People  said that the woman was a witch  and this made people flee from her. I and the pack of rats lived alone in a big room, the old woman  never cared of us living with  her.the only issue was that she had all her food well kept in a chained cupboard (she was an ijebu witch indeed). We rats only fed on papers and clothes of the old woman's children  tha lived in the room we are presently living .
The room was like a big village  to the rats,We called it RATCLAN. We had a population  of over 127rats(we conduct census everynite to confirm none of us had died during the day).
We also had a leader rat who was Rattus.

[Music] Wet Star – Sexy Ladies


Nigerian teenage and talented star, WET STAR is back with another hit single titled “SEXY LADIES”, Produced by Serial Beat, Mix and Mastered by ‘SO CLASSIC MIX’.
A singer extra-ordinaire, WET STAR, born and bred in Lagos, and still in his teens, shows off his thrilling style and uniqueness beyond his age; the talented Artiste and songwriter sign to MSE MUSIC under the management of Kingsland Entertainment. Download and enjoy.
Listen & Download Wet Star – Sexy Ladies Below:-
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Sunday, December 27, 2015

Heavy Gun-Battle As Military, Boko Haram Clash In Maiduguri


Maiduguri is safe, as Nigerian soldiers aborted an invasion of the city by Boko Haram gunmen Sunday evening.

Up to seven people died in the gun battle as Nigerian troops repelled the attack on a village in the outskirts of the city, capital of Borno State.
Gunfire and explosions could be heard in the evening in the city, the birthplace of Boko Haram battling to establish an Islamic state in Nigeria.
Soldiers stopped suspected Boko Haram fighters in Aldawari village on the outskirts of Maiduguri, military sources and witnesses said.
“We just came out of the mosque after evening prayers, then we started hearing gunshots … then suddenly there was the sound of a blast,” said Nene Hassan, a resident, adding that four people died and five were wounded. Good job.

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Tiwa Savage Is Considering Bleaching Her Skin After Photo Uproar On her Dark Skin

I wonder how younger girls will feel if Tiwa Savage can feel this way? I mean, the superstar took to twitter to confess that she is now considering skin bleaching after the barrage of trolling she received from her last photo from the mavin access concert which seem to suggest that her shade of black is just too dark! see the photo below, lets hope she dosnt go ahead with the bleaching idea because its usually end up very worst that how she naturally is













POLICEMAN MURDERED TWIN BROTHER, FOUR PEOPLE AND HIM SELF IN KETU


According to reports, a drunk policeman, Stephen James, on Saturday shot and killed three men at a hotel in the Ketu area of Lagos State.

He shot and killed twin brothers identified as Taiwo and Kehinde Oyesunle (who were the only children of their mother) and their friend known simply as Jeje.

The tragic incident took place outside the premises of Paulson Hotel on Anibaba Street around 4:20pm.


According to eyewitnesses, trouble started when the police sergeant Stephen James threatened to shoot customers if they failed to buy him an alcoholic drink. The policeman, who was said to be a habitual smoker of marijuana, became upset when the twins- Taiwo and Kehinde and their friend, Jeje – cautioned him about his excessive drinking and advised him to act like a responsible policeman.


According to eyewitness account, as the trio stepped outside the hotel premises where they had gone to celebrate Jeje’s birthday, the Policeman shot and killed them. When he realized what he had done,the policeman reportedly shot himself in the chest.


A guest at the hotel, who witnessed the killings, told SUNDAY PUNCH that the policeman had boasted about wanting to kill people hours before the incident happened.

The customer, who identified himself only as Femi, said all efforts to pacify the policeman proved abortive as he kept fomenting trouble and harassing visitors with his gun all afternoon.

He said:

“I was in the bar when the policeman first came in and threatened to shoot customers if they failed to buy him drinks. He boasted that he felt like killing someone today, but other customers and I pleaded with him.

“When the three guys walked in and sat, he went to them and threatened them too. But the guys told him to calm down that they would take care of him but he should comport himself as a responsible police officer.


“Nobody knew he took offence with their statement. The police officer shot the three guys one after the other as they stepped outside the hotel before killing himself. The whole thing happened like a movie,” he said.


Another resident Ladipo Idowu said that the policeman was known to cause trouble in the area.

He said James usually fired his gun indiscriminately and the residents had warned the hotel authorities to caution him.

Another eyewitness, Dada Salawu, said, he was passing by when he saw the policeman and the three friends exchanging words. He said hardly had he left the area when the policeman opened fire on the victims.


A former girlfriend to one of the slain twins told SUNDAY PUNCH that they were the only children of their parents.

The lady, who was inconsolable as she spoke to one of our correspondents, said the twins were still mourning the death of their father who passed away in June 2014 when their lives were cut short.

She said:

“I called them very early on Saturday morning not to go outside their compound after I dreamt of seeing blood. I called them again at about 2:00pm to warn them. The twins, however, decided to drive a vehicle a relation had just bought at about 3:00pm. They drove to Paulson Hotel.”
The Sports Utility Vehicle which the victims drove was still parked in front of the hotel.

An angry mob, which later gathered at the scene of the tragedy, attempted to burn down the hotel and destroy properties within its premises.

As irate youths threw bottles and stones at the hotel, lodgers ran out of their rooms with their luggage and fled the scene. The hotel has been reportedly deserted by staff and guests.

The youths also wanted to burn the corpse of the policeman, but policemen, who later got to the scene pleaded with them.


Policemen led by the Divisional Police Officer of the Ketu Police Station arrived at the scene at about 5.30 pm to carry the corpses away.


The Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Joe Offor, confirmed the killings but said he had not yet received the full details of the incident.


DSP Joe Offor said:

“The policeman was on duty at that hotel. He was attached to Mopol 22, Ikeja. He was drunk while on duty and he acted under the influence of alcohol.”

Shoot-out, explosions rock Maiduguri as Boko Haram battles Nigerian soldiers


Gunmen believed to be members of the Boko Haram were on Sunday evening involved in a shoot-out with soldiers in Aladuwari village – about 2 km away from Maiduguri.
The attackers arrived the area at about 6 p.m. local time, PREMIUM TIMES learnt.
Also at about 8 p.m., two suicide bombers, believed to be females, detonated explosives near FOMWAN school in Jiddari area of Maiduguri. The casualty figure from the explosions is yet to be ascertained.
Details later…


Saturday, December 26, 2015

photo of olamide YBNL 2015 concert




The YBNL nation gave an invigorating performance last night at the Eko hotel and suites,stars like Phyno,Davido,Olamide and other Ybnl crew performed amongst other musicians.....

top ten record label in nigeria



Here are some lists of the notable record labels in Nigeria at the moment. Who knows, you might just get signed.

1. SMD (SUPREME MAVIN DYNASTY): Owned and controlled by the Don Dorobucci of music himself, Don Jazzy, who has been able to carve a niche for himself in the social sphere, which keeps him relevant today. After successfully leading the now defunct MoHits Records, Don Jazzy set out to create something that people would not have thought possible at that stage in his career. His boldness and courage to sign young artistes, has also brought about the love that is being showered on him on every social media platform daily. Moving from a Don to a small god, is what has been tagged revolutionary in the Nigerian music industry. Today, the Mavin Records is the best and foremost record label in Nigeria, with notable and popular artistes to its name such as Tiwa Savage, Dr. Sid, Reekado Bnaks, Korede Bello, D Prince, and Aphro Di'ja.

For the MAVINS, every day is always a winning day.

2. YBNL: The name could possibly mean different things, but the obvious name that the owner has been associated with is "Yahoo Boy No Laptop". Setting out properly in the latter months of 2013, Olamide Adedeji otherwise known as Baddo, has made it possible for his dreams to go beyond contemporary rap.

Olamide can simply be called the Yoruba Rap Lyricist. The record label is fast becoming the most populous and widely accepted Record label in the country due to the amount of trends gained by its signed artiste. The Label boasts of so many people which include musicians, Dj's and Producers. The ones we can find are Lil Kesh, Viktoh, Chinko Ekun, Zino, Adekunle Gold, BBanks, Young John, Pheelz and Dj Enimoney. Kudos to the Baddo of street rap, Olamide Baddo!!!

3. HKN GANG: We could call this label a family union. HKN Gang is undoubtedly one of the leading and best record labels in Nigeria but they still have to excel in some areas if they are going to make a good team. Managed by the Adeleke Brothers, Chairman and Davido, they have been able to create a very good fusion of Afropop and Lifestyle. The team is made up of different artiste that keep putting out songs, making their fans ask for more. The Gang consists of B-Red, Sina Rambo, Davido, Danagog, King Special and DeeKay. We love us some HKN Music.

4. CHOC BOYZ NATION: When you are the Chairman and Boss of an empire that is built solely on rap music, why wouldn't you succeed in a field where many have failed? MI Abaga still appears to stay relevant in the musical circle owing to the fact that he recently became the Chairman of Choc Boyz Nation after taking over from Audu Maikori.

Choc Boyz Nation is one record label that most young Nigerian rappers dream of representing. Only consistency can truly make out for any aspiring rapper's Hardwork. The Record label which consist mainly of Hausa Rappers and "Mallo Boys" is strictly handled and coordinated by MI Abaga with loyal artistes like Ice Prince, Victoria Kimani, Jesse jagz, Milli and Coker. CBN is really a place to be for rap.

5. STAR BOY ENTERTAINMENTS: We keep watching out for the young people that make it out of this record label. Young Wizkid has really tried to put something together this far. Star Boy Ent. Is actively one of the mainstream labels that keep dropping hit wonders and we wonder how this is always possible? Owned and controlled by Wizkid, this record has over the years produced artistes with very good vocals and applicable lyrical contents. We love Maleek Berry, LAX and Wizkid!

6. EME (Empire Mates Entertainment): If there is one record that really seems to have that special magic which makes their song feel a special kinda way, its EME. Managed and owned by Bankole "Banky W" Wellington, they keep bringing it hot and bigger everytime. We only hope that they get their artistes out more often. Special thanks to Shaydee, Niyola, Banky W and the rest of the label mates. More grease to your elbows.

7. TRIPPLE MG: Managed by Ubi Franklin and the $exy Kukere master, Iyanya, this record label is one for the take. Spending monies and currencies on their show wouldn't be a waste, not when they are at their "A" game. With record mates such as Tekno, Selebobo and Emma Nyra,Trippple MG is the right place to come when you're beautiful and talented. Just hop you don't drool on Iyanya's packs when you are in on a joint studio session. sh*t happens.

8. NORTHSIDE INC: Honestly, Jude Okoye has done so much for this record to survive and the label keeps getting better every time they hit us with something new. Record Home to the flashiest artistes, northside inc is arguably one of the best record labels in Nigeria from its inception. Also knowing that it's owned by the brothers of Musical Duo, PSquare, which alone has bought the label its prestige. The label is also the one responsible for producing the lady with the German juice, "Cynthia Morgan". Northside Inc keeps surprising us every new day.

9. FIVE STAR MUSIC: When you hear the sound of any unique voice with "Five star music" as its beginning, just know that E Money has landed down another set of cash for Video production. Owned by E Money, a Nigerian Billionaire, it has been able to rise above ranks with very few artistes, what a record to behold. Five Star Music is home to Kcee, HarrySongz, and Skibii Mayana. Without much ado, we thank the label mates of five star Music for rocking our heads with "Reggae Blues" beats.

10. HYPERTEK: All hail the legend behind this initiative!!! It's "TUFACE IDIBIA INNOCENT"!!! Hypertek came out as a shocking surprise to almost everyone following Tuface's rendition to have a label of it's own. Now, there is no doubt that hypertek remains consistent by pushing out more vocals from their label. Dammy Krane and Tuface are both signed to the record label.

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Friday, December 25, 2015

Nigerian Lady Rocks A Dress Made With Access Bank ATM - Check it Out


The identity of the lady in question is not known but rumours have it that she may be a staff of the bank and her attire is a form of advertisement for the financial institution.

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