Friday, November 14, 2014

Joke of the. Day

In an examination, Akpors was asked to complete the following sentences: 1) WAEC : He who fights and run away? AKPORS : E don surrender be dat, na fear catch am. 2) WAEC : A rolling stone? AKPORS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. 3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house? AKPORS : Na rich politician e go be. 4) WAEC : A stitch in time? AKPORS : Dey prevent further tear tear. 5) WAEC : Birds of the same feathers AKPORS : Na de same mama born dem. 6) WAEC : One gud turn? AKPORS : Na correct power steering fit do am. 7) WAEC : A bird in hand? AKPORS : Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque? Dem plenty for chicken republic 8) WAEC : Half a loaf is better than? AKPORS : Garri soaking without sugar. 9) WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles? AKPORS : Na de person wahala be dat na, why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? 10) WAEC : He who laugh last? AKPORS: Get brain problem, make dem examine am because na beginning of madness. 11) WAEC : A patient dog? AKPORS : Na hunger go kill am. 12) WAEC : All work and no play? AKPORS : Na bank job be dat bros. 13) WAEC : Once beaten? AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat. If you were the one to mark his scripts, what will you score him out of 100?

In an examination, Akpors was asked to complete the following sentences: 1) WAEC : He who fights and run away? AKPORS : E don surrender be dat, na fear catch am. 2) WAEC : A rolling stone? AKPORS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. 3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house? AKPORS : Na rich politician e go be. 4) WAEC : A stitch in time? AKPORS : Dey prevent further tear tear. 5) WAEC : Birds of the same feathers AKPORS : Na de same mama born dem. 6) WAEC : One gud turn? AKPORS : Na correct power steering fit do am. 7) WAEC : A bird in hand? AKPORS : Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque? Dem plenty for chicken republic 8) WAEC : Half a loaf is better than? AKPORS : Garri soaking without sugar. 9) WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles? AKPORS : Na de person wahala be dat na, why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? 10) WAEC : He who laugh last? AKPORS: Get brain problem, make dem examine am because na beginning of madness. 11) WAEC : A patient dog? AKPORS : Na hunger go kill am. 12) WAEC : All work and no play? AKPORS : Na bank job be dat bros. 13) WAEC : Once beaten? AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat. If you were the one to mark his scripts, what will you score him out of 100?


Tuesday, November 4, 2014

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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

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How Prostitutes Duped PensionerOf N2.3million

A 68-year-old retired civil servant has lost N2.3 million, which he just withdrew from a bank, to prostitutes at Interbua roundabout, in Asaba, Delta. The incident occurred last weekend when the commercial s*x workers hanging around the area got to know about the withdrawal he made earlier in the day and seduced him to patronise them. The old man reportedly entertained the prostitutes in an hotel around Anwai road, who seduced him till he parted with the money. Speaking of his experience with the ladies, the pensioner said, “I got to town and settled with my long time friend in Okpanam town whom I thought had long disengaged from his Casanova lifestyle, not knowing that he was still very much neck deep in the game.” According to him, the money he went to withdraw was meant for the purchase of building materials and planks. The father of six said his friend encouraged him to have fun with the ladies, rather than dissuade him from hanging out with them.
A 68-year-old retired civil servant has lost N2.3 million, which he just withdrew from a bank, to prostitutes at Interbua roundabout, in Asaba, Delta. The incident occurred last weekend when the commercial s*x workers hanging around the area got to know about the withdrawal he made earlier in the day and seduced him to patronise them. The old man reportedly entertained the prostitutes in an hotel around Anwai road, who seduced him till he parted with the money. Speaking of his experience with the ladies, the pensioner said, “I got to town and settled with my long time friend in Okpanam town whom I thought had long disengaged from his Casanova lifestyle, not knowing that he was still very much neck deep in the game.” According to him, the money he went to withdraw was meant for the purchase of building materials and planks. The father of six said his friend encouraged him to have fun with the ladies, rather than dissuade him from hanging out with them.

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