In an examination, Akpors was asked to complete the following sentences:
1) WAEC : He who fights and run away?
AKPORS : E don surrender be dat, na fear catch am.
2) WAEC : A rolling stone?
AKPORS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house?
AKPORS : Na rich politician e go be.
4) WAEC : A stitch in time?
AKPORS : Dey prevent further tear tear.
5) WAEC : Birds of the same feathers
AKPORS : Na de same mama born dem.
6) WAEC : One gud turn?
AKPORS : Na correct power steering fit do am.
7) WAEC : A bird in hand?
AKPORS : Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque? Dem plenty for chicken republic
8) WAEC : Half a loaf is better than?
AKPORS : Garri soaking without sugar.
9) WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles?
AKPORS : Na de person wahala be dat na, why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?
10) WAEC : He who laugh last?
AKPORS: Get brain problem, make dem examine am because na beginning of madness.
11) WAEC : A patient dog?
AKPORS : Na hunger go kill am.
12) WAEC : All work and no play?
AKPORS : Na bank job be dat bros.
13) WAEC : Once beaten?
AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat.
If you were the one to mark his scripts, what will you score him out of 100?
Friday, November 14, 2014
In an examination, Akpors was asked to complete the following sentences: 1) WAEC : He who fights and run away? AKPORS : E don surrender be dat, na fear catch am. 2) WAEC : A rolling stone? AKPORS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. 3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house? AKPORS : Na rich politician e go be. 4) WAEC : A stitch in time? AKPORS : Dey prevent further tear tear. 5) WAEC : Birds of the same feathers AKPORS : Na de same mama born dem. 6) WAEC : One gud turn? AKPORS : Na correct power steering fit do am. 7) WAEC : A bird in hand? AKPORS : Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque? Dem plenty for chicken republic 8) WAEC : Half a loaf is better than? AKPORS : Garri soaking without sugar. 9) WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles? AKPORS : Na de person wahala be dat na, why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? 10) WAEC : He who laugh last? AKPORS: Get brain problem, make dem examine am because na beginning of madness. 11) WAEC : A patient dog? AKPORS : Na hunger go kill am. 12) WAEC : All work and no play? AKPORS : Na bank job be dat bros. 13) WAEC : Once beaten? AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat. If you were the one to mark his scripts, what will you score him out of 100?
Thursday, November 13, 2014
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